stop drinking....thats NOT mountain dew

two topics id like to cover.

i had a convo with white girl ashley about random things like relationships and how guys/girls just sleep around casually and do it like they just like picking apples at the grocery store. somehow the convo came to oral sex...the ole third baser. this like, my previous entry, i do not understand. if you just take a step back and think about it....what are you really doing there? i dont know if people realize it but humans have the tendency to urinate from these body parts and it can get quite messy from time to time im sure. now i know a lot of people freak out when a bug is in their food or if they accidentally touch their lips to some public table top so how do you not freak out when you put your mouth on something that is a source of what makes a toilet nastyyy. i guess i understand the fetish of the urine and doo doo from my last entry more now.....theyre just people who REALLY REALLY like oral...i suppose, or i could just be completely wrong. either way...im tellin people to wake up and stop drinkin other people's pee residues.

second topic isnt really a topic. its more of a warning to people, especially josh. now josh has the tendency to have these random pictures or sites (prolly gets them from downloading porn) and sending them to me via aim thinking its hilarious. about a year ago he sent a picture of a girl showing her lower area and i was at work and i opened it. as it just opens a post-doctorate, adam, walks by and goes "hmm...interesting" and i couldnt say a thing to explain because he wouldnt believe me anyway. so i told josh right then and there to not do that anymore. and whenever he sends me stuff from then on i was careful to look for ominous titles or weblinks. so a year has gone by since this incident and he decides that itd be funny to send another link. he sends it and just says "here you go" and pastes the link and in it has the words 'meatswing' in it. now people...think of the worst possible thing you could think of that the word 'meatswing' could describe and i bet you the bank that that is what the link showed...maybe even worse than what your worse thought may be. that shit was just nasty. trust me...dont ask for this link for a laugh because youll just be traumatized as i still am. luckily i was at home and i didnt have my boss see it or something. im sure id have some disciplinary action taken on me for that one. SO PLEASE....DONT SEND ME ANY PORN....youre gonna get my ass fired or in the case of 'meatswing'.....sick.

last thing...chink in the armor has a highlight video out thanks to film genius ELF and i must say i have fallen in love with myself because of it. if you want to fall in love with me too, ask me to see it and i will make the magic happen.