Wednesday, December 07, 2005

butter

so when i gotta pee real bad, ill time myself to see how long i can keep a steady stream and tonight i went to the potty and lasted 58 seconds, nothing close to my 77 second record. but anyway, when i finished peeing I SWEAR it smelled like freshly popped popcorn w/that extra butter. made me real hungry.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually pee can be rather nourishing especially if it has the odor of a particular food. I think you should've tried it. I'll give you five bucks next time, but good luck getting me to pay.

annie said...

that's disgusting...
great, i dont think i can smell popcorn the same way anymore.
you pee what you eat. you should smell asparagus pee...that is ridicously nasty!